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PostSubject: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:51 am

So anyway, we were all sitting in the front room on Wednesday evening Me, Her indoors and Her indoor's two daughters when out of the blue daughter one asks "Does anyone else blow on the spider in the toilet?" So i said " I do that !" i allways thought it was only me...anyway her indoors then also says "So do i !" then daughter two says "yea me to" So everyone blows on this bloody spider that runs off into a little tiny gap in the wall. Then yesterday we are all at the pub with her son as well this time, so we ask him and sure enough He blows on the bloody spider ! That spiders part of the family now, i'll miss him when he leaves and does whatever spiders do when they leave home...Anyway just saying...As you Were.
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:54 am

Get him a little wooly hat... probably under a quid off fleabay
all that flippin blowing will give him... or her,a cold.
won't somebody think of the spider...
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:56 am

Sometimes he runs off and leaves a leg poking out, i give that a tickle...Hmmm wonder if anyone else tickles the spiders leg ? ! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:02 am

Have you all named him?
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:05 am

No, we must do that, i'll suggest it later bounce 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:07 am

Any ideas to suggest? lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:47 am

I suggest we rename Bongo to Spiderman... or Daddy long legs.


Hope this helps....
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:26 am

Rolling Eyes Well if everyone has a blow on the little mite he must stink to high Heaven by now,i wonder if spider's give Humans a blow to Laughing you could call him BLOW BACK Laughing My lad did a good one early on and i blew out side for some fresh air,by gum it was a crawler Shocked and to think i had a part in making that blow hole with my Mr's cool1 Mind thinking back to the conception of said Son i think i blew of myself and did a bit of blanket wafting as you do in those circumstances Wink Wink Laughing I wonder if spiders have that same trouble when they are shareing a web Shocked 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:01 am

OH The HELL you say BLOW!!! Evil or Very Mad 

I would get the strongest spider bugspray and BLOW HIS ASS AWAY!!! affraid 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:06 am

The spider probably has a hangover all the time with Banjo blowing his beer breath on it constantly whistle 

It'll be dead soon from alcohol poisoning Rolling Eyes 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:10 am

Hahaha @ LadyG!! I was spider bit on the bum one time and sent me to the hospital!!

I HATE spiders with a passion and would rather battle a rattle snake!!!Shocked 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:18 am

Just squish it! Rolling Eyes 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:20 am

Our spiders are harmless Peachy, it's the wasps and bees that sting you with an angry vengeance Rolling Eyes 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:18 pm

Flush it down the plug hole, im sure incy wincy wont mind! Laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:28 pm

I must say ....I have never blown a spider in all my days ...tedious work that is  angel3 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:31 pm

Rolling Eyes Well Blow me Shocked whistle whistle laugh5 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:31 am

I've never blown a Beaver before either emb2 hp2: 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:36 am

Rolling Eyes Deb's iv always said you just don't know what you can do until you try it whistle laugh5 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:20 am

Oh how smutty, disgracefull
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:16 am

laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:31 am

Just swat him Debs lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:33 am

Oh look at my little furry face, who'd wanna swat me ? ! Incidently the spiders ok...we thought he'd got a cold or something over the weekend, but i poked him and he ran off just as quick so think he's ok
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:48 am

Have you named him yet?

Debs remember Highjoe aka roger de kak? say hello to Banjo who likes sunning his cheesy feet at the seaside lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:52 am

Yes, he's called Eddie.
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PostSubject: Re: Spider Blow   Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:55 am

Eddie?? What kind of a name is that for a spider?
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