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PostSubject: Defenitions of a Military birth   Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:35 pm

It was reported in an official dossier leaked through Wikkileaks that the Definition of a Military Birth,Classified at first until a whistle blower leaked the information to the Media is as follows:cl2: 

The Definition being that a lady of the female persuasion cool1 giving birth by act of a Military maneuver without blank firing attachments being fitted to their weapons,as being Blasted into Maternity by the act of receiving a direct hit with a guided Mussel,the launch pad for said mussel being still classified at time of going to print.cool2 Wink Wink 
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PostSubject: Re: Defenitions of a Military birth   Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:52 pm

All men should have a rugby ball inserted high up into their back passage, given a laxative and they will then experience a similar act of child birth, if they need stitches after...that would be an added bonus to the experience hp2: 
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PostSubject: Re: Defenitions of a Military birth   Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:18 am

Would that be the same as what those of the naughty Female type do with ping pong balls L.G. Shocked whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: Defenitions of a Military birth   Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:24 am

lol!  I heard about a woman who could fire ping pong balls out from her nether region, makes you wonder what the heck she was doing to have discovered that Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Defenitions of a Military birth   Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:56 am

Rolling Eyes L.G.I suppose its a good exercise for the pelvic muscles whistle i wonder if she hit whatever she was aiming at Shocked 
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