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PostSubject: 2 gays and then a horse   Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:59 pm

2 gays go to the fairground, one asks the other if he wants to go on the big dipper, no, he replies, I am scared of heights, so he waits while the other one goes on, he goes round once and enjoys it so much he goes round again he then decides to go round again but this time the car comes off the rails and crashes to the ground.

The other one rushes over and asks if his freinds hurt, hurt he says, hurt of course i'm hurt, I passed you twice and you never even waved


Q. What goes clip clop, clip clop, BOMB

A. A horse in a mine field
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:49 am

Rolling Eyes  What go's 99.plonk,99.plonk,99.plonk. cool2 

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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:52 am

Rolling Eyes  How would you get an Elephant down from a Tree cool2 

leave it till Autum so it can float down on a leaf Shocked Shocked 
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:40 am


A Frog in My Throat


A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer. The frog
says, "Hi, what's your name?"

The loan officer says, "My name is John Paddywack, can
I help you? "

The frog says, "Yeah, I'd like to borrow some money."

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. He says,
"Okay, what's your name? "

The frog says, "Kermit Jagger. "

The loan officer says, "Really? Any relation to Mick Jagger?"

The frog says, "Yeah, he's my dad."

The loan officer says, "Okay, do you have any collateral?"

The frog hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant and says, "Will
this do?"

The loan officer says, "I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank
manager."

The frog says, "Tell him I said hi. He knows me."

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse
me. but there's this frog out here named Kermit Jagger who
wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this
pink elephant. I'm not even sure what it is.

The bank mananger says, "IT'S A NICK-NACK PADDYWACK,
GIVE THE FROG A LOAN, HIS OLD MAN IS A ROLLING STONE."
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:01 am

Di and Blodwyn two Welsh love bird's,well one night they drove up the vally and parked their little Minni minor car in a lay by beside's the wood's,well the car was only little but Di was a thinker,and was just getting down to some love making when they hear this Deer or maybe a fox let out a screeming bellow,They both sat up in the car supprised like,and Di said Blodwyn Shocked It sound's like some one in the wood's is having a Fit by the sound of it,Aye said Blodwyn and sound's like a very Tight one to DI whistle whistle whistle 
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:11 am

That was funny Stumpy laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:19 pm

The Brunette and the Genie

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:40 am

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes laugh5 laughing lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:15 am

lol! 

I stole this one from a friend....

> Irish blonde...
>
> An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived
> at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty
> thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said,"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
> luckier when I'm completely nude. "with that, she stripped from the neck
> down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama
> needs new clothes!"
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
> and squealed."Yes!Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked
> up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
> Finally,one of them asked,"What did she roll?"The other answered,"I don't
> know-I thought you were watching."
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY
>
> Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
> .....but all men....are men!
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:46 pm

Rolling Eyes Shocked cool2 cool1 I don't know what you mean young man whistle whistle Laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: 2 gays and then a horse   Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:02 am


"Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells..." joke




Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."


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