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PostSubject: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:34 am

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By Pam Ayres of course, so get the right rhythm.laugh5
 
The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well, I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...!!! affraid
 
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!! affraid
 
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!! angry
 
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
 
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!!!!          
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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:59 am

laugh5
That's funny, like it. It doesnt conjure up great images though:lol:
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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:03 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:44 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:13 am

very good,
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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:34 am



Excellent ! Glad you all thought it hilarious......laughing

I have something else far funnier but is quite rude not sure which forum to post it onto either??

Any ideas midnight, you know the one i mean? lgh6
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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:37 am

I knew I shouldn't have told Pam about that night emb2
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PostSubject: Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)   Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:28 pm

Rolling Eyes Go fer it were all ear's here lass whistlewhistle
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