tiny things that happen

that i cant drink a cup of coffee wivout a bit runnin down the outside
maybe cos of my lip piercin
but eventually after a few sips a drop gets big enough to fall on my clothes

the problem is the perfect cup has yet to be invented.

Keep a napkin at ready Toxic!! Gotta keep yaself looking clean!!

My first thought was to say a bid!!! but then better Not!!

Use a straw, and a bib!

hm coffee thru a straw

i guess i cud get a curly one

Well seeing's as how i dont know much about these thing's carnt you some how fit some kind of minni plug that would fit inside the hole discreatly like to stop the drip as for the clunk,clunk as you put cup to mouth just tell these two chap's to live with it you do the selotape thingy is one i have to so iv got one of those rolly thing's that you can fit the selotape roll to and pull of some tape to a cutter which also keep's the end out stretched for the next time you use it my bug is when it's a nice hot sunny day and i wont to wear just a tea shirt and no coat so as to keep cool,iv no where to keep all the thing's i keep in coat pocket's as my trouser pocket's are over flowing as well i dont wont to walk around wearing a bum bag etc and i get this over whelming feeling that if i dont take all this stuff with me i may regret not doing so one day,thus when we get a nice hot day iv got a coat on

Being a non smoker, I hate the smell of tobacco, and my neighbour on a average day has around 10 friends round that are partial to a bit of hamp and alcohol, hence the stink is really strong when they open the windows it really bobmbards one also the hallway sticks of tabacco, so I have started lighting joss sticks to dampen the smell, now everyone is moaning at me, its great to be mutton jeff sometimes

lools beaver u must look like u wear them trousers like horse riders that stick out at the sides

i dont even use a handbag just an ikkle shoulder purse thingy just enough for money bike n flat key or a ikkle back bag

i never understand why people carry so much

stumpy u shud get a fan to blow the smoke back

ano i some time's wonder why i carry so much around in my pocket's to even as a little imp i had my pocket's bulgeing with all kind's of thing's that i did not need,so i guess it's a kind of habit but no matter how i look at it,i seem to make a case for having every thing i carry as needed let's see now,Wallet,yes,house key's,yes,car key's,yes,hanky,yes,combe,yes,small change purse,yes,small wallet containing bus pass,coop card,bank card,YES,metal wallet case containing all other card's so as not to bend them,yes Nasal spray,yes,OK i can get rid of the Hedge climpping's that have gotten into my pocket's from last time i cut the Hedge So you see im doomed to wear a coat,that lot will not fit into my trouser pocket's discreatly at all Only one thing for it,im going to buy another Blazer type jacket,that way wearing one of those would be ok as they are open and cool to wear,can load some of my stuff in them,and look smart enough to wear still a coat tho

I carry a large purse with all kinds of day to day survival crap!!

Why does it seem when ya in a hurry you catch every red light?? Grrrr

string seems to knot itself wivout anyone tuchin it

When you drop something small, like a screw, and then it just mysteriously disappears! So you give up looking and use another one. 1-0 to the carpet monster

its borrowers

them ikkle people

I some time's get a bit peeved when pushing my shopping trolly around the store,then get blocked in by some little biddie's who like to block of the aile with their Trolly's while having a natter to each other,then when you try turning the other way you find your at the head of a que that has built up behind you i think we need horn blower's fitted to those trolly's so we can give each other a blast to wake each other up or Trolly Traffic police to direct traffic

LOL I can pic you caught in the middle now Beaver!!


I hate when someone behind you runs into the back of your ankles cause they not watching where they going!! We can them buggies or carts here!! Whatever ya call them the DAMN HURT!! when they ram into you!!!

Yes peachy they do hurt your ankle's when one is ramed by a sloppy shopper or an ankle biter who wont's to push Mummy's shopping trolly for her straight into your ankle Oh the little Darling's

Seems like the phone will ring as soon as ya sit down on the potty!!

lools thats wot they invented mobile fones for

lool's to Mobile while on the throne well all i can say is thank God as yet you dont get phone call's were as well as talking etc you can smell as well my phone would never start ringing when im in the little boy's room that's for sure

lools i have never used mu mobby in the loo n never wud i duno it wud seem to embarrassin even tho it was just a call i dont even txt there its to personal

Well Tox i see your point there but it seem's to me that every time i feel the need to skip along to that quite little place,it's like majic,as soon as one take's up residence the Moblie seem's to spring into life and it may just be some thing that's important,so mine is all way's with me,but i do try and keep the sound effect's to a minimum if you know what i mean

the phone call you expected will ALWAYS ring when your' in the loo

its like parcels are always delivered when ur out

^^^^^^ Tox that's what i call a smooth move to change the current direction of these thread's Well done lass My phone is switched of now for those moment's when one need's a little peace and quite

Pandora yes it was like call a Friend time we were discussing make that a very Good and understanding Friend

Oh dear me iv done it again yeah my fault im lowering the Tone of these Thread's again SORRY