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PostSubject: Moaners' Corner   Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:50 pm

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Don't you just love seeing people being taught to drive in Driving School cars in the pouring rain and with only their side lights on (if that)

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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:36 pm

It was the Tories who wanted to get rid of them, think the number
of speed cameras were reduced though but I might be wrong....
probaby too many Tories getting done for speeding eh?
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:38 pm

Is it me, or is there something wrong with this message I got,, I know i went to dummy school, but maybe it was too good ha ha,, comments please peeps

"Lol send me ur mob number and I send u a pic to ya mob"
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:28 am

Oh yeah? Methinks Frank has been having saucy chats
on FB lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:35 am

I want my baby back, thats my moan
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:42 am

She'll be back xoxox
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:16 am

why dont i ever win Dickensons real deal quiz ?
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:05 am

Cos you've got the right answer,,, to the wrong Question ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:52 am

Probably a fraud...he was done for fraud back in the 80s I think.
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:00 pm

He sure was, found guilty on two counts; one, of having a fake tan, and two, impersonating the tango man
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:37 am

His fake tan is a bit too much isn't it? He must use loads of it to look that orange lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:14 am

So, Thats what a Tango'd Dick looks like, meant in the nicest way of course titter titter lol
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:34 am

I wait all day for a City Link courier parcel to arrive, I'm desperate for the loo, but I wait and wait. Then nature wins, and I must go upstairs. I sit down, go "Aaaaah" as relief hits me, and the inevitable happens.... the BLOODY DOORBELL RINGS.

Eventually with clothes pulled up and crookedly in place, I go downstairs and answer the door.

"Can you take this parcel in for No 20 please?" says Royal Mail

Grrrrrrrrrr rant2

Moan over. Happy Teddy once more

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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:21 am

lol! isn't that always the way? Did you take the parcel in for number 20 after having to rush your number 2? laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:51 am

Cloe told me you like wearing nappies mr grommit! Why weren't you wearing one? Covered by those bridget jones knickers. Cloe did tell me all about you.
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:12 pm

Ooo the IMP! My closest guarded secrets revealed Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:04 am

rant3 ok i paid 9-99 for 2 calendars went to post office to send them to melbourne posatage was 13-83 lol more than the bloody calendars when will royal mail have decent competition in local areas

rant over ta for looking scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:10 am

Blimey! That's a bit steep! you sure they didn't have their thumb on the scales?
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:12 am

she even said look it be cheaper non airmail lol so they would get it a yr late pmsl laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:23 am

That was helpful....not!

We'll be having a very low key xmas this year seeing as D.L.A seem to be
only available for ppl with addiction probs pffttt!!
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:46 pm

Stop moaning woman! lgh6

Looking out the window at the building site which used to be a university complex and which is now a Barratt's development. What do I see? One fella, yellow hat, work clothes ingrained with soil and cement, working his nadgers off. Overseen by three white hats, standing around in their pristine clean yellow jackets doing... well, ... nothing. No, I tell a lie, O'Toole the worker has inadvertantly flicked a bit of soil onto yellow coat's shiny Doc Martin's and YC has had to wipe it off carefully.

No wonder the houses are commanding a price a few Welsh groats short of half a million quid.

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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:26 am

Hang on......


*Goes back out and looks*..........


Yep! this is deffo the moaners corner!

Wallace.....

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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:34 am

scared2


Hello, yes.........?


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Did someone breathe fire.....?
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:10 am

Oooh Dragon_Lady!! I like that! I might change my nick when ukcb comes back Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:30 am

lol!

Lady Genie is Dragon wraig

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PostSubject: Re: Moaners' Corner   Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:17 am

What's a wraig???? Rolling Eyes
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