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PostSubject: Four Line Rhyme   Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:04 am

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Write a short four line rhyme that starts with the last line of the previous post Very Happy



Today it snowed, it snowed galore
It snowed and snowed, and snowed some more
Will this winter ever end
Its simply driving me round the bend...........


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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:26 pm

Would they show any remorse?,
As if they care they are the force
Next election lets vote them out
Then listen to them scream and shout
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:43 am

Then liston to them scream and shout
no floating voter's are about
all voteing of course with out remorse
for any one else of course lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:12 am

for any one else of course
when we vote, we wont feel remorse
out with the infidels, the scallywags
confiscate their fags privileges and gladrags
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:31 am

confiscate their fags privileges and gladrags
make the wear tags and drag bags
have them bow befor the old hag fatty2
:gng: than have them face the music which is no gag
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:24 pm

than have them face the music which is no gag
and make them fly the flag
make them sing the national anthem backwards
whilst eating a tin of pilchards
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:56 am

cool2 Whilst eating a tin of pilchard's
hiden from view of his kid's
he let one out,and gave a load shout
wasnt me it was the pilchard's Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:38 am

Wasn't me it was the pilchards
said Sammy Filshard
without a doubt he left without clout
because he ate the rainbow trout




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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:22 am

Rolling Eyes Because he ate the Rainbow Trout
it tasted off by the look on his face
now he wished he had chossen the Plaice
could be he will be on a roll,a bog roll. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:22 am

Could be he will be on a roll,a bog roll
clearly he is a mole a mole troll
sits underneith the overpass on top of a hole
stares at his shoe without a sole.
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:36 am

stares at his shoe without a sole.
Notices his shirt sleeve has a hole
Sadly he doesent have a needle or thread
Instead took a whisky and went to bed
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:42 pm

Instead he took a whisky and went to bed
he saw dancing dinosaurs over his head
than suddenly he saw flames of red
the next time he'll drink tea or take his meds lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:23 am

The next time he'll drink his tea or take his meds
He'll bounce right off the matrons beds
Chased around the ward like a scolded cat

Chased around the ward by some old bat! hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:30 am

Rolling Eyes Chassed around the ward by some old bat
by gum he dindnt half feel a right PR*T
when he triped over a sleeping cat cat
and was Tazzerd in the ass by the old bat. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:55 am

And was tazzerd in the ass by the old bat
It turned him into the electric pussy cat
By golly by gosh
I'd much rather have the liquid cosh! Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:05 am

id much rather have a liquid cosh Shocked
im not botherd how much they cost
becouse my pockets are full of cash
i need to get rid couse its causeing a rash. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:14 am

laugh5

I need to get rid cos its causing a rash
This yellow lumpy potato mash
It smells god awful and looks a fright
And if i eat that im on the bog all night Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:48 am

Rolling Eyes And if i eat that im on the bog all night
what i leave behind would be a terrible sight
piza and curry mixed together like a stew
the smell of it would make any one buffooo sick sick
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:46 pm

The smell of it would make one buffoo
how terrible is that stuffoo
they say it's made with stale muffoo
and it something you keep under yer cuffoo

***note***- some of those words were imported from very strange far away places that have no dictionary.
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:11 pm

and it something you keep under yer cuffoo
even if you live in a igloo
dont recommend you use as a hanky
otherwise it might be all mouldy come Wednesday
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:33 am

otherwise it might be all moldy come wedensday
ile talk to it nicely and ask it to play
it may take some time rokinchr so please dont go away Laughing
if smooth talk dont work, ile blow it away. :mchgun:
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:43 am

If smooth talk don't work ile blow it away winds
because that is the way I like to play
it is no different on this day
same as the next it all goes astray.









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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:34 am

Rolling Eyes Same as the next it all go's astray Shocked
i think i can manage untill this pay day
if you give back what you borrowed last week
i could go to the pub and be bladdered the rest of this week. drnk4:
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:43 pm

I could go to the pub and be bladdered the rest of this week.
That’s when I tend to be a little pipsqueak
Gladly stand and drink my fill with the meek
Normally I tend to be to far gone to speak
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:04 pm

Normally I tend to be too far gone to speak
some people say that talk is cheap
if thats the case it all must look pretty bleek
other people say good conversation is a real treat
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PostSubject: Re: Four Line Rhyme   Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:31 am

Other people say good conversation is a real treat
untill they get a whiff of my smelly feet
then it's oh dear i must go im late
ile save the conversation for when on a date. lol!
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