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stumpy
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| | Subject: Mary had a little lamb Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:30 am | |
| Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread. | |
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stumpy
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:31 am | |
| if yu mark the text you will be able to read it | |
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MidnightTiger76RT
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:39 am | |
| Its been a while since i heard that one!.
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pandora007
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:25 am | |
|  I'm afraid that made me smile | |
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:47 am | |
| mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on mantlepiece to see if they would fxxx fall off u naughty lot  |
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MidnightTiger76RT
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:23 pm | |
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stumpy
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:18 am | |
| Mary had a little skirtmary had a little......
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her ......
(but she didn't wear that one very often)
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stumpy
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| | Subject: Mary had a little lamb Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:20 am | |
| Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She ties it to a 5 bar gate
And kicked it's little Carroll in. | |
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beaver12
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Location : nottingham
| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:18 pm | |
| Barbera Brown,she went down town she bought a new pair of knickers she let one ripp behind a cart and she burst all the stitches.  | |
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Ladygenie
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stumpy
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:42 am | |
| There was a man from Capri Who tried to pee over a tree The tree was too high And it fell in his eye And now the poor bugger can't see. | |
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beaver12
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:11 pm | |
|  Mrs Brown she went down town to buy some Maceroni she let a fart behind a horse and cart and paralized the poney.  | |
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stumpy
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| | Subject: Re: Mary had a little lamb Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:32 am | |
| The bishop one Sunday, in the lurch
After eating a pound of spoiled perch
Emitted a blast
In the middle of mass
That extinguished all the candles in church | |
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