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PostSubject: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:29 am

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard
Once had sex in the cupboard
This became a favourite past time
As she was in her prime
It is said she forgot to wed

It is said men use to wait in a queue
To have sex with you know who
No longer was sex in the cupboard
Even rumoured sex on the kitchen sideboard
She didn’t care men wanted her and she was adored

The more she got the more she wanted
Out of all the men she jousted with
Her favourite was one called Alfred
A goldsmith who was always forthwith
He died and left her all in his bequeath

Old mother Hubbard is still in her prime
Its said all can hear her chime
Oos and arhs could be heard non stop
The poor dog had been forgotten in this fairground
He is now being well fed in the local dog compound

©Copyright Jonathan Danyali 29/10/2012 All Rights Reserved®
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:33 am

Looooooooools!!!! Excellent!!! laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:55 am

wow a love ditty all about lady g laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:15 am

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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:19 am

dont shoot poor chap he wrote that just for u and u know it took him hrs


now say sorry lady g laugh5 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:23 am

Are you still breathing after all that?

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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:25 am

see u cant help be violent can you ladies on here i such a mis understood whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:26 am

Oh pfftttt! I don't think so!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:27 am

i am a little angel me happy
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:28 am

laugh5 laugh5 laugh5 laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:25 pm

LG. Thank you, Have a nice weekend you 2 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:23 am

You're welcome, apologies for the scenes of violence that followed your poem....


Miikks fault angel2 whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:08 am

Looks like your having fun, dont let me stop you hp2:
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:16 am

Black and blue are Miikks favourite colours, I'm always happy to help ppl out angel whistle
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:38 am

All this excessive use of baseball bats Lady G, do you maybe have a fetish
your not telling us about? Like errrrm Bondage? hmr
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The sound of paws and claws trying to grip bare varnished floorboards
as Tigger legs it! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:50 am

i just think she kinky laugh5
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PostSubject: Re: Old Mother Hubbard   Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:01 am


Defo likes to give out the pain!
She the new Miss Whiplash! lgh6
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